Dating guidelines for Uptown Divorcees: M By Richard Kirshenbaum • 06/25/13 7:10pm

Dating guidelines for Uptown Divorcees: M By Richard Kirshenbaum • 06/25/13 7:10pm

(Illo: Brian Taylor)

I happened to be inside my typical banquette dining dining table at Cipriani getting up with my dear buddy and other gala charity seat, an impossibly blond and socialite that is glamorous. She seemed up, over her salmon that is grilled and. “Do you’ve got anybody for my pal Leanne? Her breakup simply became last. ”

We recalled a brunette that is lithe seemed good in Lilly, making the rounds associated with the Hamptons charity cocktail circuit along with her pint-sized now-ex-husband.

“Is she realistic yet? ” I inquired.

“Good. ” We sipped my Bellini.

My buddy and I also, while an unlikely matchmaking duo, have now been informally starting divorced buddies and “children of” in the Upper East Side for decades, with lasting results. We constantly say we have to charge a payment for the dating solution, but that temptingly lucrative concept would be too declasse.

Our challenge that is biggest, over and over, is matching up middle-aged divorcees when you look at the “pre-realist” phase, that have not recognized they have a range of intercourse, cash or companionship —but certainly not all three in identical package.

“How did she write out within the breakup? ” We asked my pal.

“All i understand, her consist of her Birkins included in the settlement. ” she revealed, “Is that the spouse made” She included: “At the present retail cost. ” Bien sur!

“She likely will require the amount of money, then. ” We paused, Rolodexing within my mind the product range of this newly wed and almost dead. Continue reading “Dating guidelines for Uptown Divorcees: M By Richard Kirshenbaum • 06/25/13 7:10pm”